Who Would You Want in a Foxhole with You?

Michelle Malkin discusses an interview with Ta-Ray-sah, who noted that if she were in a foxhole, she'd want to be with John Kerry.

Come on.

Here is my reverse priority list of candidates who I want in a foxhole with me and why:

4. Edwards - The pretty boy would just be sitting there combing his hair while grenades came lobbing in followed by a bayonet charge on our position. No thanks.

3. John Effing Kerry - John would be benefitial in negotiating our surrender, so as we both endured years of torture, I would have the extra pain of hearing him whine how all of this was against UN resolutions.

2. GW - We would just put the bayonets on and charge the enemy straight on, but we would take them out, and kill them twice for good measure.

1. Dick Cheney - Dick edges out W because I think Dick would be more devious in how to go #@$% up the enemy.

Update- To the commenter that I had to delete: this is called humor. Go out and find some.