Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Not Quite a Near Death Experience

A true story:

A guy is driving his car late at night, falls asleep at the wheel. He is suddenly wrenched awake by his car going off the road. The last thing he remembers is seeing his car heading straight for a tree.

He comes to and finds himself surrounded in white. He hears a voice calling to him, telling him he is safe. He thinks he is dead, the voice from God.

He comes completely to and finds the white is the airbag deployed around him. The voice is the OnStar operator.

He was a little bit dissapointed, but walked away from the crash.

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