Thursday, February 23, 2006

You Know You've Been in Asia Too Long...

I'm home, but maybe I was over there a little too long since now...

- I find that I prefer chop-sticks to silverware

- The only American music I now like is really sappy, preferably the Carpenters

- I crave cigarettes

- I like my meat raw and my vegetables over-cooked

- I bow when I meet people

- Around 3pm I wonder what fifth of grain alcohol I'll be consuming that evening

- I sing my favorite karaoke song around the office for practice


And last, but not least

- I think I just might prefer my women quiet and subservient after all...

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