Some Thoughts on the Fourth

• I was joking with a British friend of mine to hoist a warm one on July 4 for getting rid of the Colonies. Then it occurred to me that it is likely that most of the world's Independence Days are celebrated at the expense of the British. Someone has probably done a count (and I am too lazy to search), but my guess they are the top.

• If you don't get a hangover during the next four days, you aren't celebrating correctly.

Note that I will not be blogging for the next few days due to hangovers.