Kirk to bridge.
I am in danger and need to be beemed up.
I'm sorry Captain you are breaking up.
Hello? Spock. I need to be beemed up. Can you hear me?
Captain? Are you there?
I'm moving around now. Can you hear me now?
I got three bars on this damn thing. Why can't you hear me?
Can you hear me Captain? I can't hear you.
Wait. Are you on your communicator or ship line? Maybe it's at your end?
Can you call me back from a better location?
Dammit Spock I am in danger! I'm moving around. Can you hear me now? Hello? Hello? Did you catch any of that last part?
Damn I HATE dropped calls!
(H/T to my brother and sister who did a whole routine on this on Christmas Day)